PutinToon 79 - Obama and Hillary Train Wreck (Part 3)
HUCK FINN COMMENTS: I 'm not a mathematician by training but I love math. I can't figure out who Hillary is using to do the math for her on the delegate count, super delegates and popular vote.
The Obama Express is pumping some major steam despite the fact Reverend Wright didn't do the "wright" thing. He tried to defend his legacy as a pastor instead of just keeping his mouth shut. It's incredible that despite Reverend Wright's wrightdoings, Obama got so close to Hillary in Indiana and spanked her in North Carolina.
Even Reverend Wright can't stop the Obama Express to the Democratic Convention in Denver. I don't know what Hillary is smoking, but the odds are stacked against her. If there was a train collision, I'd want to be on the Obama train. Now, I am not for Obama or Hillary. I am still undecided but the math is just not adding up.
Hillary is putting her hopes on Michigan and Florida having their say so during the Convention. But politics is all about momentum and perception. On one hand, America appreciates Hill's fighting spirit and her belief in herself by "lending" money to her campaign. On the other
hand, Obama is showing resiliency by surviving Reverend Wright's shananiganism and his incredible ability to raise capital for his campaign without having the need to "loan" his campaign any money.
I'd like to meet the person in charge of mathematics for Hill's campaign. I'm sure the math is similar to George W. Bush's math wizard's when they do the math on the costs of Middle East Wars.
Here's a math question that if anyone can answer for me, I will vote for them:
How does America continue to support the Middle East Wars and the Military Borg when gas is going up to $4 per gallon, recession is finally here, and we have a very good chance of stagflation?
I wonder if anyone can answer this. Hmm... I wonder if Putin can do
the math for Hillary or George W. Bush? Putin has to be great at math.
He pulled Russia from chaos to prosperity in the last eight years.
Math isn't hard but it can be confusing when emotion is added to it.
For instance, what is 56 - 24 = ?
Well, most of you think it's an easy answer where even the 5th grader can answer it. Logically, it's 32.
But when you add emotion into it, then the answer is as Alina Kalabaeva (photo above). 32 is the age difference between Putin and former Russian gymnast, Alina Kalabaeva. There are rumors by some press that they are "linked" together. The age difference may be huge for some people to accept, but when you mix numbers with emotion, then nothing seems unreachable, and everything is doable.
And that is the problem with Hill's math wizards at her campaign headquarters. They are using emotion instead of logic, so she fights another day as super delegates defect to Obama.
Forget politics for a moment. Assuming Vlad and Alina are linked together... But really, I mean really, what do Russians think about Alina? What do Americans think of Alina? Da, those are the questions Russians and Americans want to know. We have Brangelina. What about Vlad + Alina = Vladelina? How's that for simple math?
Huck Finn, Chairman, The Amerikan Party
"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.” TM
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