At one point I was so bored that I clicked over to other channels just to see if I can find the 'Queen of Drama Queens,' Britney Spears, do something stupid. I had no luck so I had to go back and watch the rest of the debate.
The problem with these two candidates is that they're so similar on the issues. It comes down to race vs. sex, experience vs. inexperience and bitch vs. arrogance. So, let's look at these three issues:
1. Race vs. Sex: If you're a woman, do you vote for a black
man or a white woman? There are a lot of women facing this question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you might be telling me that you're voting for the issues the candidates stand for. But when both candidates have the same stance on the issues, how else do you decide?
2. Experience vs. Inexperience: John McCain has experience. So do others in Congress, including Hillary Clinton. But if they have so much experience, then why do we have such a cluster f*%k in our government right now? You can't blame everything on George W. Congress is controlled by Democrats right now, so the blame goes to both Republicans and Democrats.
Yeah, Hillary has experience. But that experience may be bad for us.
Obama may not have the experience, but I'm not so sure that is bad.
Sometimes you have to bring some fresh blood in to shake things up.
Obama's inexperience may end up working to his favor. He won't have a
background of screwing things up. I just hope he doesn't end up hiring
Oprah as his secretary of state or vice president.
Bill Clinton
did not have experience when he ran for the White House. He created 22
million jobs, a fact that isn't mentioned enough by Hillary or the
Democrats. Obama tries to side step that major accomplishment by Billy
boy.
3. Bitch vs. Arrogance: Acting like a bitch will not get you into the White House. Just like Giulliani's campaign went to hell because he didn't ride the bus (Please see PutinToon 30: CSI Giulliani), Hillary, if she loses, can blame it on the "bitch factor." She can act like a bitch to get things done in the Senate and White House, but when you're trying to get votes it's not gonna help you, no matter what some rocket-scientist adviser on her campaign team tells her. Obama on the other hand, needs to watch his arrogance factor. If he's gonna win, he needs to stay humble, not arrogant. I've noticed his nose go up in the air, when he looks at Hillary.
It's gonna come down to these three topics because most voters are (a) too lazy to study the issues each candidate stands for, or (b) too busy trying to survive the recession we are in right now.
Hillary faces an additional obstacle, the highly 'neutral' media. I was eating dinner and just happened to run CNN in the background. In the thirty minutes, I must of heard Obama this, Obama that at least forty times. I'm not kidding.
The only thing that could save Hillary is the over-exposure by media about Obama.
The American voter may just get tired of hearing Obama for breakfast, Obama for recess, Obama for lunch, Obama for dinner, Obama for after dinner drinks.
Who knows, maybe Oprah is planning a 24-hour network, featuring Obama, every day, 365 days a year.
Who's going to win? Obama or Hill?
There's one thing I know for sure and I'm willing to bet on it. I knew Dimitry Medvedev would win the presidential elections in Russia. I couldn't see Medvedev sweating it and biting his fingernails the night before the elections. I bet Hillary will be doing it the night before primaries.
Good News! After Medvedev's win, Putin's schedule should be clear and he can determine whether to run for the U.S. presidency.
What will Putin do? Will he stay in Russia and play second fiddle to Medvedev or decide to move to Amerika and take a run for the White House?
Da, that is the question.
Huck Finn, Chairman, The Amerikan Party
"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.” TM
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