Putin for President

PutinToon 66 - CSI: OBAMA (TOP 10 Reasons Why Obama Lost)

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: What a drama week it has been and it's not even over. In the last five days:

(1) Medvedev winning President of Russia in a highly heated, closely contested, by "the thick of my dog's hair" and "come from the behind in the last seconds" win. Yes, it was a hug surprise to everyone in the world that Medvedev would win.

(2) Chavez playing General on the Colombian border in order to divert Venezuelans from the hardships he has created in his

PutinToon 65 - Iran, Iraq Kiss and Make Up

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Great news, America. The signs of ending the war in Iraq are here.

Bush missed the key sign. Imagine that. Bush, once again, had the opportunity to repair his broken legacy but didn't recognize his big opportunity. If you've been too busy with the Texas and Ohio primary drama this week, you might have missed it yourself.

President Ahmadinejad of Iran and President Talabani of Iraq, two bitter enemies, met in Baghdad, kissed each other on the cheek and shared lunch. Yes, they kissed each other

PutinToon 64 - Glenn Beck is a Didiot

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: I figured out the secret of why Glenn Beck makes $10 Million a year from his television show: he continually says stupid stuff and feeds on the gullibility of his audience. I was shocked to find out how much this guy makes. He makes more than Putin or Bush. I'm actually impressed. Oh, yeah. At $10 Million per year, I'm sure he's got the pulse of the American public.

I watched Glenn Beck talk about Putin and Russia a couple of

PutinToon 63 - Obama Exposed

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: I never thought  overexposure was a bad thing. But after this week, I'm convinced that it can work against you. Obama is leading Hillary. The momentum is in his favor, but the  thing working against him is overexposure in the "non-biased" media.

Everywhere, I hear Obama this and Obama that.

Once the media picks a horse to ride, they really ride it. Obama is being ridden right now, but the media's been known to instantly change horses.

I said In my previous blog (PutinToon 62: Bush to give out FREE Oil Rigs) that Hillary should lighten up (This is not an

PutinToon 61 - Obama-Bot vs. Hilla-Tron

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Thank God it's over. I can't tell you how disappointed I am in the last debate between Hillary and Obama. It was so BORING. The build up was bigger than the fight. It would be like Mohammad Ali talking trash to Frazier before the fight, only to see them hug during the match instead of fight.

At one point I was so bored that I clicked over to other channels just to see if I can find the 'Queen of Drama Queens,' Britney Spears, do something stupid. I had no luck so I had to go back and watch the rest of the debate. 

The problem with these two candidates is that they're so similar on the issues. It comes down to race vs. sex, experience vs. inexperience and bitch vs. arrogance. So, let's look at these three issues:

1. Race vs. Sex: If you're a woman, do you vote for a black