Putin for President

PutinToon 32 - Chuck Norris vs. Vlad Putin: Judo

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: I'll be careful what I say here because I don't want Mr. Chuck Norris finding me and kicking my ass too. I love watching Chuck Norris films, but it was weird seeing him getting into politics when he was supporting Mike Huckabee.

Chuck Norris, the politician.

I can see him sparring on the political stage as if anyone cares what he has to say. When Huckabee was still in the running, Chuck sparred with John McCain. If Vlad Putin was running for

PutinToon 71: Bush Balances Iraqi National Budget with Surplus

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Talk about pouring salt on a wound. As America fights recession, I read an article in The Wall Street Journal, "Baghdad's Strange Dilemma: Flush With Oil Cash, Unable to Spend It," which gave me these wonderful facts:

Fact #1: In 2006, the Iraqi government spent 22% of its $6 Billion capital budget, which is aimed at improving Iraq's infrastructure, while the Iraqi oil ministry spent less than 3% of its reconstruction money.

America is spending $12 Billion a month on the war in Iraq and

PutinToon 69 - Bush Mistakes Wakeboarding for Waterboarding

 

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Wakeboarding and waterboarding play a number on my brain. Every time I hear the word "waterboarding", it doesn't register with me that it's a torture technique. I am so grateful to our current administration that I wrote our president a very warm letter:

To: Mr. President George W. Bush, Our Fearless Leader
cc: Dick Cheney, Our Actual Leader of the Free World

Dear Our Beloved President,

Congratulations. You taught me something. Until your

PutinToon 68 - 10 Ways for Obama to Kick Hillary's Butt

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Obama got his butt kicked in Texas, Rhode Island and Ohio, but managed to come back for a win in Wyoming, where all of three people voted in the caucus, plus a buffalo.

If you read PutinToon 66: CSI: Obama (TOP 10 Reasons Why Obama Lost), you know I'm an independent, non-biased thinker. One reader commented that Obama lost because the Republicans in Texas voted for Hillary. This is Obama

PutinToon 67 - Putin Says, "It's the Recession, Stupid"

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Good news America. We can finally move on with our lives. The recession is here, and you'd have to be a complete DIDIOT not to believe it. The only people left not acknowledging the recession are the Bush administration.

Warren Buffet thinks there's a recession. And finally, the best financial magazine in the world has acknowledged it in an article, "Jobs Data Suggests U.S. in Recession." What took them so long? Once again, it proves data is often wrong or misleading.

If you talk to most Americans, they'll tell you the U.S. is in recession. Economics is analyzed at the macro level, but in