HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Times have changed when it comes to presidential elections. There's an old saying, "behind every great man, there is a great woman." I guess to be politically correct, it should be updated to "behind every great man or woman, there is a great woman or man?"
Finally, the U.S. has entered the 21st century. For the first time, we have the opportunity for a woman or black to win the
White House. It's truly amazing that it's taken so long. Not long ago, we still had "colored only" water fountains.
New roles might possibly have to be played out. What if Hillary makes it to the White House? It'll be the first time the U.S. had a male First Lady. I can''t see Bill being called 'First Gentleman'. I say we call him 'First Lady Bill'.
What will First Lady Bill do while Hillary works as Master of the Universe? What does a former President do after he's already done it twice? Well, we must make sure Bill doesn't get bored, otherwise, he could get into lots of trouble.
Being that it's Valentine's Day, I, Huck Finn, of sound mind and body, will attempt to keep Bill out of trouble by suggesting the following extra curricular of activities if Hill makes it to the White House:
BILL CLINTON - THE FIRST LADY'S TOP 10 ACTIVITIES
Bill Activity 1: Walk the dog around the neighborhood every day without picking anyone up.
Bill Activity 2: Cook breakfast for Hillary every morning to give her some protein. (She'll need plenty of that.)
Bill Activity 3: Go grocery shopping so Hill won't have to and don't pick anyone up in the store.
Bill Activity 4: Send out thank you cards after all those boring State dinners.
Bill Activity 5: Pick up her dry cleaners, but don't pick up anyone else.
Bill Activity 6: Wash and iron clothes.
Bill Activity 7: Clean the White House. Dust, vacuum, sweep, mop, etc., but don't pick up any of the White House maids.
Bill Activity 8: Purchase birthday presents for family and friends. (Monica gifts are not allowed.)
Bill Activity 9: Drive Hillary to the airport for those important global meetings with Putin and don't pick up anyone on the way back. (Don't get jealous of Vlad Putin when Hillary has one of those 'one on one' dinners.)
Bill Activity 10: Give it to Hill at least once per week to reduce Hill's stress (not yours) of running the most powerful country in the world and keeping the entire world at peace.
What will Putin do for Valentines day? Will he take Lyudmila to Paris for dinner? Da, that is the question.
Huck Finn, Chairman, The Amerikan Party
"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.” TM
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