HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Britney Spears is brilliant. She successfully advised Putin to run his Putin for President Campaign 2008 under the premise of "Got Gaz."
With Chavez threatening to stop shipping oil to U.S. (Venezuela is the 4th largest supplier of oil to U.S.), Russia may become an even a bigger supplier of diesel and their crude oil product, REBCO.
Taken from the "Got Milk?" ad campaign, Britney Spears
leveraged millions of dollars of advertising money from the dairy industry for "Putin for President." This will save Putin a substantial amount of money by giving him instant recognition.
As milk prices soar, we may have to resort to drinking diesel. If the prices of milk don't slow down, I can see chocolate brownies made with diesel.
What's Hillary Clinton going to do to spruce up her campaign?
Obama is kicking her ass. He's raised more money than Hill, to the point of Hill having to lend her own money to her campaign, proving she's more financially astute than Mr. Business Man, Romney.
Obama raised $32 million in January to Hillary's $13.5 million. Since they're neck to neck, Hillary' needs to get creative in raising campaign contributions. Obama outspent her in Louisiana and Nebraska and won those states. Hillary needs a new ad campaign.
Since Britney's busy with Putin's campaign, I, Huck Finn, will offer ad campaign ideas to help Hillary raise capital so that she doesn't have to borrow money from herself and can fight another ad day with Obama.
Hillary Ad Campaign Idea #1: Got Monica?
Comments: Hmm... maybe not.
Hillary Ad Campaign Idea #2: Hillary Gone Wild.
Comments: Advertise Hillary going crazy at parties and dance bars. We see Hillary dancing with young voters, with Chelsea grinding next to her. This would definitely get young voters to her side.
If Hill falls behind any further to Obama, she could fake flash her
top to the public. Obviously this would be covered up with a Hillary
sign to donate to her cause.
Hillary Ad Campaign Idea #3: Hillary and Monica Make Up Interview.
Comment: Who wouldn't want to see this 60-minute video? It would consist of a Barbara Walters-style interview where Hillary makes up with Monica and introduce a cosmetics line called "Forgive Me." Campaign donors giving $100 receive a video of the reconciliation and cosmetic samples.
Huck's Hillary Ad Campaign Idea #4: Hillary and Jennifer Flowers make up.
Comment: We'd have to find excerpts from the History Channel. This two-hour special would consist of Barbara Walters-style interviews. Hillary makes up with Flowers and they introduce a Valentine flower arrangement called "If you ever cheat on me, I'll kill you."Campaign donors giving $200 get a video of the special and small flower arrangement.
Huck's Hillary Ad Campaign Idea #5: "The Bill and the Restless" mini series.
Hillary and three hundred other Bill Clinton women friend's make up during a thirty-six episode mini-series called "The Bill and the Restless." Donate $1000 and get a special collector's package with a personal, authorized signature from Bill Clinton. The sequel mini-series will be called "Women are from Venus, Bill is from the Planet Open Zipper."
Huck's Hillary Ad Campaign Idea #6: "Hillary loves animals."
Nearly every Super Bowl ad had animals in it. Madison Avenue thinks animals influence consumer purchasing behavior. Hillary's ads will show monkeys, lions, dogs and cats, followed by Hillary promising not to have any "pig behavior" in the White House like last time.
Whew! I'm worn out from thinking about Hillary's ad campaign options. I can't give her anymore good ad ideas because I do not want to put Obama and Putin at a disadvantage.
What would Putin do? Would he run the "Got Gaz" campaign as suggested by Britney Spears?
Huck Finn, Chairman, The Amerikan Party
"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.” TM
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