HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Ok, I admit it. Every time I see this PutinToon, I laugh. It looks like Hillary has taken our advice. If you recall one of our earlier blogs, Hillary finally let Billy get into the game in the last few weeks. Billy's been kickin' some major ass on Obama. First, Billy attacked him like a blood hound. After diverting Obama's attention from the core issues, Billy decided to use his...
charm to woo the American voters for Hillary.
Poor Obama. A good man who wants to be a president. But he's been no match for Bill Clinton. It's like the top U.S. high school football team going against the New York Giants. Bill Clinton, despite all his extra curricular activities, and despite poor decisions about Kosovo, is one of the smartest presidents ever to reside in the White House. (This is not an endorsement for the Clinton campaign. I'm still undecided.)
Obama, you can't compete with Bill. You must change the battleground. Avoid Billy, he's too smart and too strong for you. Billy's now in the background, but don't be fooled - he'll come back as a blood hound. When you tried to fight Billy and Hillary head on, you looked inexperienced - so amateurish. The media may not like what Bill Clinton's been doing to you, but the American voter, the same voter that lived well under the Clinton years accepts what Billy does and says.
Bill Clinton. A genius. An amazing guy. (I do like Bill Clinton but I'm not a Democrat nor have I decided yet on the candidate.) But can Billy keep his zipper closed this time around if Hillary wins? What is Billy going to do as the "First Lady" while Hillary runs the country. My guess is that Billy is so damn smart that as First Lady he'll figure out how to see "the ladies."
So, Obama, if you have to fight the double trouble of Hillary and Bill, change your strategy, dude.
Get your voters to wear Monica masks
at Hillary's Political rallies. Change your campaign tagline from
"Change we can believe in" to "I promise to keep my zipper closed."
Obama, if you do this, you have a chance against the two-headed Clinton monster. Otherwise, you don't have a prayer. Not a chance my friend, especially since Hillary has let Billy loose.
Huck Finn, Chairman, The Amerikan Party
"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.” TM
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