PutinToon 25 - Putin's Campaign Promises

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Recently, Giuliani said something quite intelligent about the tax cuts.  An interviewer asked him what tax cuts he'd be able to get done. His quick reply was that he didn't know because it was impossible to predict since some of the tax proposals would be passed, others would not. But he would make sure he proposed enough tax cuts to get some of them done.

That's a very intelligent answer, Mr. Giuliani. Too bad you weren't so smart about...

running your campaign. Most likely you got too much of that South Beach Miami sun... and I don't blame you.

Impressive. Giuliani didn't make promises he couldn't keep like the other candidates still in the running. It got me thinking. What if the candidates would make less promises? They're not going to get most of their promises done, so why lie about it? To make fun of it all, I wondered what kind of promises Putin would make to the American public if he ran for the White House.

Da... What would Putin promise?

I hope he makes good on the promises above. If I have to hear another story about Britney Spears, I'm going to have to leave the country and fly off to a remote island without internet, cell phone, newspaper, television and radio. Perhaps, I can get the results of the 2008 election through a message in the bottle.

What would Putin do? Would he ban all media coverage of Britney, Paris and Lindsay? I wonder how many Americans are sick of hearing about the candidates and the three stooges (Britney, Paris and Lindsay).

Huck Finn, Chairman, The Amerikan Party

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