Putin for President

PutinToon 47 - Ron Paul's UFO Encounter (Part 3)

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Bad news, American people.

Ron Paul is still non-existent in the traditional media.

We've seen the Democratic debates between Hill and Obama, but where is the Republican debate between McCain, Huckabee and Ron Paul in Texas? Now that would have been something to see. I was hoping that Texas media (Univision especially) would allow Ron Paul to speak during the debate... unlike Anderson Cooper's interruptions during the California debates.

The media shuns Ron Paul to the point that I'm starting to think he may have been abducted by the aliens to help the galaxy restore its balance.

Come with me on a journey of intergalactic proportions. Suppose there really a real Star Wars scenario in the cosmic

PutinToon 49 -No Sex in the White House

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: The train for the White House has left and Hill's not on it. Why? Because the person driving the train is Obama. After the Texas debates, it was evident that both of them are a lot more similar than different.

There's been a lot of talk about Obama and Hillary as one ticket. There is a problem dude. It comes down to personality.

The American voter is lazy.

They don't want to take the time to really study the issues that each candidate stands for. When you look at Obama's and Hill's

PutinToon 59 -Bush Joins Dancing with the Stars

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: I'm so glad that George W. is traveling the world (he's in Africa if you don't know because the media is too busy playing Obama 24/7) and having a great time. He's working on something there, but I can't figure out what it is.

Our ship, Ameritanic, is sinking while our president is dancing in Africa.

Isn't that special. It's nice to know George W. can find the time to dance while the American middle class is getting their

PutinToon 58 - 'Barackuda' Bites Hillary

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Obama this, Obama that. Obama there, Obama everywhere. I can't flip a channel without seeing something about Obama. I'm just waiting for the Obama Breakfast of Champions Cereal to eat every morning. Obama wine and beer is coming next.

Obama has become Obamassiah.

Even with John McCain's ridiculous "relationship accusations," Obama is still getting more media attention. It's out of control. It's gotta kill Hillary Clinton that Obama's marketing

PutinToon 43 - Bush has become 'Robin Rich'

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: If you're too busy focusing on how to save yourself from the recession, (see itstherecessionstupid.com for helpful tips on how to survive the recession) and you haven't noticed our president's current whereabouts, I, Huck Finn, former Britney Spears paparazzi, am here to inform you that President Bush is in Africa, working to improve his legacy.

Bush's Middle East trip was a fricking nightmare. He accomplished nothing (See PutinToon 22: Where Your Dollars Go from Gas Pump) so he set his sights on Africa. So far