Putin for President

PutinToon 56 - Putin Goes to Disneyland

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Let's face it. We all wear masks. Whether we admit it or not. If you're single and trying to pick up a girl, you wear a mask. Your mask shows off confidence and coolness. Hey, at least that's what The Pick Up Artist says on MTV. I don't know for sure because I can't afford his $3,000 course, because I'm too busy trying to keep my head above the water during this recession.

Last week, I read an article in USA Today headlined, "There is No Recession."

I hate to admit it, but I skipped around like a six-year-old from exhilaration and pure joy. I was in public when I read the

PutinToon 60 - 'The Pick Up Artist' Advises Hillary

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Bill Clinton, one of the greatest pick up artists of all time, warned that if Hillary doesn't win in Texas and Ohio, the campaign is over. At the time, Hillary had a lead in Texas and Ohio but that lead was slipping.

Hillary needs a miracle, and the only miracle is if Obama slips up.

That miracle almost happened when Obama's wife, Michelle, said, "For the first time in my life, I'm proud of America." This huge mistake was quickly rectified and damage control was

PutinToon 55 - 'Die Hard' in Moscow

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: I read last week that Vladimir Putin held a four hour and forty minute interview with 1,000+ journalists from all over the world to speak about his legacy.

Wow! I don't know of anyone who could hold my attention that long. And I'm not A.D.D., which is a very common excuse for people who don't want to listen or pay attention to a subject. The only thing that ever held my attention that long was a World Cup Soccer match. But that's comparing apples to oranges.

I tried to find the transcripts of the Putin's interview without success.

What could Mr. Putin have said in such a long discussion? I know that when I watched the last of the trilogy of the Lord of

PutinToon 48 - Ron Paul's UFO (Part 4)

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: I spent last weekend watching TV, scanning the biased channels at all hours, searching for any mention of Ron Paul. I came up empty with FOX News, CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, and CNBC. I got desperate. I surfed the Disney Channel and still, no Ron Paul. I clicked to the Discovery Channel and still no Ron Paul.

Not seeing Ron Paul on any traditional media channel, I got a little scared.

I started thinking aliens might have abducted Ron Paul so he

PutinToon 54 - American Troops Surf to Venezuela

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: Great news, America. The film Minority Report, which starred our beloved Scientology leader, Tom Cruise, is becoming a reality in America. The Bush administration is pushing hard to pass a bill that will enable Congress to continue to wiretap Americans in the name of national security, terrorism and the Middle East war.

All this wire tapping for what? At the end of the day, it's about protecting our oil supplies in the Middle East. WMDs were supposedly the reason we entered Iraq (they also have the third largest source of oil resources). 

The reason we were bombed by terrorists is simple: it is a fight of religious ideals. Muslims against the rest of the world. Ironically, most of the terrorists come from Saudi Arabia, our