HUCK FINN COMMENTS: This cartoon is self-explanatory. It's so tough choosing the right candidate amid such mediocrity. When you look at Democrats and Republicans, they're all the same old thing.
THEY'RE ALL MAKING THE SAME PROMISES THAT WERE MADE 4 YEARS AGO
We'd save a lot of money if we filmed the candidates one time and then just repeat the footage over and over on all the TV channels. That would be efficient. We'd cut together a video of them shaking hands with people, giving a few speeches and just play the footage repeatedly. Then, the candidates could vacation in...
Florida for the next few months like Giuliani.
Giuliani has it all figured out. Why bother with Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina when you can politic around the sunny beaches of South Beach, Miami. Smart, huh?
ANOTHER SMART GUY IS RON PAUL
(This is not an endorsement of Ron Paul since I'm still undecided). His stance never changes on anything. I can see why they call him 'Dr. No.' He's been pushing for a balanced budget when all the other candidates were still duking it out on other issues. Ron Paul was the first candidate to focus on economy. Since we're now in recession, (see blogs such as Putin Political Message #2), every candidate is suddenly working on a plan to rescue the American economy. Moving like sheep, their main topic is suddenly economy.
Three weeks ago, the economy wasn't even on the radar of any candidate except Ron Paul. Hillary had the balls to say that the recession might be coming during her New Hampshire debate but she didn't take it full throttle. Everyone was afraid to say the "R" word. While they were sleeping at the wheel, the Amerikan Party was writing blogs about It's the Recession, Hillary and Obama. Ron Paul already knows.
While the Republicans are debating things that don't matter to voters, except for the economy (see Vote for Economy), Ron Paul looked out of place. He was like an alien coming down to planet Earth trying to figure out the mess. For whatever reason, the media doesn't like him, approve of him or they shun him.
If Aliens abducted Ron Paul, he'd be the easiest to figure out because he says what he means and does what he says. The other candidates would have to be on "The Moment of Truth" TV show for us to really know what they're thinking or plan to do.
Ron Paul. Bless his heart. An Earthling among political aliens.
That's probably how he feels. Superior intelligence fighting against bickering, conniving, lying, cheating, back stabbing, career politicians that promise to be change agents or change super heroes after being in politics for zillion years and getting nothing done. Well, they did get some things done. They got us in bunch of debt.
It's going to take a GALACTIC effort to get our country out of debt.
Maybe this is why the aliens are hanging around Stephenville, Texas. They came down to Texas, looking for Bush to help him balance the budget. They missed Crawford, Texas because they can't read English.
What would Putin do about all the aliens flying around Stephenville, Texas? Would he blow them up or ask them to help us balance the national debt?
Huck Finn, Chairman, The Amerikan Party
"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.” TM
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