Putin for President

PutinToon 11 - Jessica Simpson

HUCK'S COMMENTS: I'm a Dallas Cowboy fan. But I also like the New England Patriots and the Green Bay Packers. Thanks to Jessica Simpson, the Cowboys aren't going to meet the Packers in the NFC Final. 

Jessica Simpson wasn't at the game, that's what the press said, but Dallas is still blaming Jessica because her "spirit" was at the game. Based on the way her boyfriend, Dallas' Quarterback Tony Romo played, I'll bet a Russian ruble that Jessica sneaked in and attended the game.

The team wins the game - it's not all on the quarterback. But during the last two playoff seasons Tony Romo had a new hottie to date. Dallas lost two years in a row during playoffs. That's all I'm gonna say.

At the game, New York Giants fans wore Jessica Simpson masks to distract him. The Giants won.

Hey! Obama can use this idea. Instead of playing the race angle, he should play the Monica Lewinsky angle.  African Americans supported Bill Clinton during the Monica ordeal and it's one of the biggest reasons Bill Clinton remained in the White House.

Obama should tell his voters to show up at the polls wearing a Monica mask! Playing this card would say "Maybe I did some drugs in the past, but at least I didn't do the White House."

Obama, if you use this strategy, I'll send you a $100,000 invoice for my consulting fees. (80% of the fee will be donated to our soldier heroes from Iraq.

Huck Finn, Chairman, The Amerikan Party
HuckFinn@PutinforPresident.com

"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.” ^TM

PutinToon 10 - I did not have S-E-X...

HUCK FINN COMMENTS: I don't think I need to say much about this one. It speaks on its own. Wonder what Hillary, Obama, McCain, Huckabee, Thompson, Edwards, Giuliani, Ron Paul, etc. will say or do to get into the White House? (We know Ron Paul will be saying the same thing, over and over again.)

What would Putin do and say if he ran for the White House? Would he do anything crazy or stupid?

-- HuckFinn@PutinforPresident.com

"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.” ^TM

PutinToon 9 - Da, Blogging?

HUCK FINN COMMENTS - After Hillary won New Hampshire, she got ahead of herself and made a suggestion the United States government should blog. Oh, my god. Our government employees blogging?  What a very, very scary thought! Blogging is hard as I wrote about it in Putin Says We Should Not Have a Government Blogging Team. Do you want Uncle Sam blogging? If you do, what part of the government do you want to blog with?

What would Putin do? Would he blog?

-- Huck Finn, PutinforPresident.com

"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.” ^TM

PutinToon 8 - and the Oscars go to...

HUCK FINN COMMENTS - I'm a writer. I've been watching the Writer's strike. I can't believe they're getting screwed. I appreciate the actors supporting the writers, because without writers there'd be no entertainment. Golden Globe had to mail their awards to the winners. What going to happen for the Oscars? It was a perfect opportunity to make light of a  difficult situation. Would Hillary break the picket line to receive her Oscar?

What would Putin do?  Would he force the producers to settle with the writers? Would he make it mandatory like Ronald Reagan did with the air traffic controllers? I can do without flying but I can't live without 24!

-- Huck Finn, Putin for President.com

"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.” ^TM

PutinToon 7 - Subliminal Message #1

HUCK FINN COMMENTS - I'm still amazed that political candidates do not see we're in recession. That goes for the media and analysts as well. It's like we're all in the matrix... clueless.  If you look around you, you'll see the signs.

What would Putin do to get America out of recession?

-- Huck Finn, PutinforPresident.com

"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.” ^TM